Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger

Joshua “I was just girth maxing”
Thomas “I can tell”

by Goin master November 5, 2025

max koochklien

max is so tall and attractive he is the first thing you think of when you wake up i nthe morning and the last thing youll see before you die. max is a player hater and needs to eat a dick.

omg thats max koochklien, hes so MEAF

by ballssucker69 November 21, 2022

Max Consolazio

Very tall man, luscious hair and loves hacky sacks. Can be seen searching cars on google or making knifes. But always has a good joke ready to be used.
Overall 7/10

Max Consolazio is a true gem

by Russell Caswell March 7, 2022

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022

max

The absolute fattest man alive, he waddles around like hes better than you. shut him up by challenging him to a race.

"hey max, shut the fuck up and race me to that pole and back"

by Get the ____ Mug September 14, 2022

max muncy

A baseball player who is the father of the San Francisco Giants as well as Madison Bumgarner

Did you see Max Muncy own the San Francisco Giants?

I did per usual

by Cornpy April 20, 2023