Look like Jesus

Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.

"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."

by MuchTimp July 01, 2015

jesus harry christ

what the h in jesus h christ stands for

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!

by dex January 31, 2005

Jesus H. Christ

"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.

LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."

I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!

by Father Dickinson, Hebrew-Catholic Association July 25, 2006

fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

by CutThroatBitch35 February 06, 2014

pin the nail on the jesus

a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.

The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.

by RMG September 08, 2004

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends

A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.

"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".

by n530411351 January 02, 2009

T-shirt Jesus

the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.

Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!

by buttcrack kills July 20, 2009