this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy
"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"
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Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback
Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”
by Dowstreet March 13, 2020
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An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
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Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!
by Cyril April 16, 2017
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to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey
Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still
by FairyWings November 02, 2004
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spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a
hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA
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An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.
A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
by DarkLite January 17, 2007
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