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A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.
M*A*S*H

JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter

HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie

PET
cat
dog
snake
llama

etc.
M*A*S*H by DeeElle September 26, 2005
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s.h.i.t. 

The realy meaning...not making it up...
Store High In Transit. Because they had to mark it on manure when shipping it across seas on ships.
Hey, did you mark S.H.I.T on the poo under deck??
s.h.i.t. by Tammi B. August 26, 2005
that motherfucker is talking all this shit hes going to get hit.(t.s.g.h)
t.s.g.h by c,bby October 11, 2008

W.I.T.C.H. 

A TV/comic series about 5 high school girls who get magical powers and save the world.

The acronym W.I.T.C.H. comes from the girls' first names: Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin.

It sounds horribly cliche, but it's actually pretty awesome.
Random chick 1: OHMIGOSH, I just watched like 14 episodes of W.I.T.C.H. today on Youtube. IT'S SOOOOO COOL.

Random chick 2: Oh please. Read the comics, I'm telling you, the TV series is horrid.
W.I.T.C.H. by SunnyJen June 29, 2011

Roy H. Park School of Communications 

One of the most prestigious communications schools in the world. Home of the longest running college television station, ICTV. Home of the best college radio station in the nation--WICB (also the winner of an MTV Woodie award).

Often referred to as the Park School, students (known as Parkies) are some of the most artistic, diligent, intelligent, and creative students on campus.

Graduates have gone on to positions at ESPN, CNN, NBC News, CBS, ABC, The New York Times, NPR and more. The school offers majors in television-radio, journalism, marketing, communication management, film, photography, visual arts, cinema and photography.

The school is split into six core departments: Cinema, Photography, and Media Arts; Journalism; Strategic Communications; Television-Radio; Technical Operations; and the Communications Program in Los Angeles.
Guy 1: I'm going to Ithaca!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because we have an amazing communications school which wins numerous awards every year! I'm totally going to have an amazing internship junior/senior year and get an amazing job when I graduate. Roy H. Park School of Communications has the biggest alumni network ever!

Jesus H. Christopherson 

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.
Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"