Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

Ghosting

Disappearing from the life of a person you were dating without a parting word in person, by text, phone, or email. Usually a sign that you are not mature enough to be dating.

Friend 1: How did your 3rd date with that Joe guy go? I know you were super pumped about it and that you'd been talking to him all week.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.

by StraightTalkingLady February 5, 2017

Ghost of the Goon

A ghost who died in the act of auto erotic gooning.

Kyle- "Oh my god, its the Ghost of the Goon"

by PrimeTimeEdger April 6, 2025

ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.

Guys I have ghost pants again.

by bobertingham October 21, 2015

Ghost Capturer

One of the characters from the youtube series Ghost Capturers. They use state of the art weapons in order to catch and destroy ghost, similar to the Ghost Busters.

Ooby: Oh no! It's a ghost!

Tuba: It's okay, Ghost Capturers will destroy it! They are here to help!

by Dyli June 15, 2010

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025

Ghost

1) Noun. A fictional being that is dead but still exists in a gaseous form. Usually associated with haunting people and Halloween.
2) Verb. To shorten a musical note and/or play it softer than the notes around it in order to take emphasis away from the note.

It is rumored that old Jimmy still haunts this place as a ghost.

by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018