Useless Friends

Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH

My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.

by TotalBitchGirl February 8, 2008

Best Friend

Someone who doesn't care who you hang out with, what shit you get yourself into, or what you talk about. The only person that you trust your entire life with. The one you tell everything to without fear of judgement. The one that you have the best memories with. The one that will always mean the most to you. The only person that you could spend days and days with and still have something to talk about. The only one where nothing gets awkward. The only one that you love a lot more than they love you.

Above all, the one's trust you want above anything else in the world. The only trust that really matters to you.

amk my best friend <3

by rachelllrachelllrachelllrachel January 23, 2009

orgasm friend

A friend with benefits; a booty-call; a non-significant other with whom one has a long-standing mutual sexual understanding.

I haven't hooked up all week, but my orgasm friend is coming over tonight.

by Your orgasm friend November 29, 2010

friend boner

when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly

I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.

by friendbonerfiend November 6, 2010

Best Friends

(n.)- People who LOVE each other for there lives. Those hotties with those bodies. The promise you have with somebody. They are cooler then anybody else. You have the best times with them. You love them forever.

Those Best Friends are walking, talking sex gods.

by Aimsssssss December 29, 2007

friend zone

Where men get sent for the sin of respect

I didn't fuck her on the first date, now I'm balls deep in the friend zone!

by -less July 26, 2014

friends first

When you want to get to know someone before you have sex with them

"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".

"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."

by Mr Special August 19, 2019