Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

Pizza Eye by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

Brown eye blindfold 

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

Brown eye blindfold by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Wet Eye 

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

Wet Eye by Rekerter October 20, 2018

Red eye Jedi 

After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell

Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi

Red eye Jedi by Buuubes November 5, 2018

frogs eye 

A big gay bulge

Zac Effron always has a Frogs Eye

frogs eye by Major Thottie November 11, 2018

My eyes just had a workout 

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

My eyes just had a workout by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

bull eye 

In Cajun country a bull eye is referred to a spotlight or the beam of the light.

We were sitting in the camp one night and heard something after our chickens and Dad said get the bull eye to see what's after the chickens.

bull eye by Pemon' December 15, 2018