Dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022

Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

by My momma son July 07, 2022

Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

dad

not louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is a daddy but not a dad

by halolovebot May 07, 2021

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 06, 2020