cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

Free cum

To "jizz your pants" but a more scientiffic way to say it. To get sexual excitment without a female or male to make you cum. Cuming out of no where, or cuming when you're just horny.

Jerry: "Last night when Rachel told me she liked me, I just skeeted, she didn't even have to touch me!"

Bob: "Dude you know that you free cum?"

by Kaleigh Dean yo. January 24, 2009

female cum

in the rare case where a woman reaches orgasm, she produces cum

girl 1: did he make you female cum?
girl 2: of course not

by i like to eat dick and pussy September 8, 2020

cum harvester

Just a basic insult. Pretty self explanitory I reckon.

I made it up myself, pretty much.

Dude 1: You're silly.
Dude 2: Get fucked, you cum harvester.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

cum-water

cum-water is a glass of night-water with another guy's cum in it.

Somebody jacked off in my night water and now it's cum-water, but I know who it was -- I recognize the taste of his cum!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum goggles

1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.

Tanya: So how did it go last night?

Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.

by bebeeboo July 14, 2009

cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.

Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.

by BB910 August 3, 2010