spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

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but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

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Can sculper

Someone who sculps cans. Of low standing and decent.

You dirty can sculper.

by Ryoga March 3, 2018

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Can Sandwich

When you have beer for lunch rather than food.

Hey, are you hungry? We’re about to throw burgers on the grill.

No, I’ll just have a can Sandwich.

by ernie stiles March 10, 2018

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The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

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