Blessing of the beef 

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.

1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.

Blessing of the beef by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012

roast beef pussy 

alyssa greer😉😘

*her nurses get spread around*

me the next day at school:”rOaSt BeEf PuSsY

roast beef pussy by and_i_oop420 April 10, 2020

Roast Beef 

That disgusting overhang inside a womans vagina, who has had children or is a massive whore.

"Damn James Huskey's Girlfriend has some terrible roast beef sticking out her thang."

Roast Beef by John Topper February 21, 2007

What's the beef 

Used as a greeting between posh shoreditch/d4 head twats who are trying to be "down with the lingo" and think that using this sort of language gives them a cool gangsta lean.

d4head1: Yo yo yo, what's the beef !
d4head2: Mellow.
d4head1: Cool bananas.
d4head2: Lets split this joint, jump in the whip!
d4head1: Shotgun! nigs! no joust !
d4head2: Mare, im always in the back !

What's the beef by tdee April 19, 2006

Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich 

After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat.

After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich by Boar Spinelli January 1, 2009

poofy beef flume 

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker

James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."

poofy beef flume by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

istanbul beef

When you and a person from Istanbul get in a fight

Got in a fight last night with Turkish guy. You could call it an Istanbul beef

istanbul beef by Ryan cavanaugh June 6, 2018