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crusty toes 

When someone has really fugly toes
"That bitch Emily has crusty toes man "
crusty toes by Sweatshirt0f September 3, 2016
Related Words
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ingrown toenail 

A red, enflamed bulb of skin that grows over the side of your toenail. Usually considerably annoying and mildly painful until it is removed by a doctor. What the doctor will do is anesthetize your toe and cut away part of the toenail, and that part will have to grow back over several months.

Ingrown toenail is caused by clipping your toenail too deep on the sides, or by chewing your toenails. Don't do it unless you want a trip to the doctor.

You will know you have an ingrown toenail when the toe starts to bother you around 5-7 days after you caused the trauma. It will CONTINUE TO GROW until you get it removed, it will never go away. It will develop scab tissue over the enflamed part to protect itself.
Johnny clipped his toenails too close to the skin on the sides, and several months later he had an ingrown toenail. His complaint was, "Then why do they make the toenail clippers curved on the sides?"

Betsy developed the unfortunate habit of chewing on her toenails, and several weeks later she had 2 ingrown toenails.
ingrown toenail by Pyro23 June 29, 2011

Piano Toes

A person with abnormally long toes.
Person1: Dude...your toes are longer than my fingers.
Person2: They are not
Person1: Dude...you have piano toes
Piano Toes by $e9a March 2, 2010
When a woman gets, or has, toes in her vagina,
Popular with lesbians and straight people.
Becky: “Susan you want me to pull em out yet?”

Susan: “Nono, I love this toegina shit, your toes in my pussy is hot as hell bro!”

Becky : “hmmmm~~ my toes are wet”

(Later that day)

Susan: I got toegina with Becky last night!

Shaniqua: brooo I’m so jealous I have always wanted toegina!
toegina by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020

Monsters inc nigga toes 

Monsters inc nigga toes is a term used to describe men with hairy, Long, and skinny toes. The toes resemble those of mike. Wazoeski’s toes.
Tyler’s got them Monsters inc nigga toes.

i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl 

your so good at giving blow jobs that you make your man's toe curl.
shawnna uses it in her song i was gettin some"i was gettin some head gettin gettin some i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl."