Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Rustin Maxxing

Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333

(we still love him tho)

i got drunk last night and missed the SAT, i might be rustin maxxing

by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025

study-maxing

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.

Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?

by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

Max

a wonderfull TRANSformation

my friend -Max

by bunnybunn November 11, 2021

max

max is a fat retarted motherfucker who thinks he is cool because he rubs cream on his dick but in realty his pp is less than a centimeter long and it looks like he is trans he is a complete idiot and you should never trust him. he is revolting to all the girls and all he wants is to have sex with them he is a truly disgusting person.

Dont be such a max .

by 6969696969699669699696996 May 14, 2020

Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.

.

Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

.

by Playtard July 15, 2019

Silly Maxxing

going full goofball, like showing up to a job interview in a sombrero or starting a conga line at a funeral. just making life a big joke.

"Dude you free rn?" - Some guy
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more

by Sir_Pants April 24, 2024