Horse

Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.

Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Horse

When 2 lesbians come together and have sexual interactions they make a horse instead of baby.

“Sam can we make a horse?”

by IMD123BRUH July 14, 2025

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

horsing

To horse, to give a horsing to is to ram with force your little man into the desired girl.

That girls well fit id love to horse her
Dirty b***ch she needs a good horsing

by the ultimate horse April 20, 2009