by Boom Bop BAm September 29, 2019
Get the Horsemug. the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022
Get the Spaniard horse peacockmug. by Green Lamb October 16, 2008
Get the pulling the horsemug. by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020
Get the Monkey horsemug. A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
Get the Caledonian horse picklemug. by Horse jocky January 16, 2018
Get the spearing a horsemug. Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
Get the Boxing a Horse for Charitymug.