hot as tits

adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick

"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"

"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"

by Bruce Salgado January 23, 2008

tender tits

When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.

Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.

by Period probs October 29, 2013

Panda Tits

Weird looking or unusual breast

Look at this tit pic Cheryl just sent me! Ugh, dude those some nasty panda tits!

by -aNoN- August 4, 2015

Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".

You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.

by chillablack June 28, 2010

Tit-Out

Noun: A particularly krusty or miserable situation

"Hey man did you catch Mike's party last night?"

" Yeah, it was a fucking tit-out though... ran out of booze before 10 and hardly any women showed up"

by Titman007 September 23, 2011

soy tits

When you produce soy milk out ya soy tits

You Jimmy you have some soy tits.

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007