i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!

by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024

988 thoughts

When you want to mention 988 thoughts(Suicidal thoughts) instead of saying that say 988 thoughts so if someone doesn’t know that 988 is the crisis hotline then they won’t know you want to kill yourself. So you inform those like school friends while only being able to talk to them at school.

Person A: Fuck man I’ve been having more 988 thoughts than before.
Person B: Hey it’ll get better dude.
Person C: *Trying to ease drop on the conversation but doesn’t know what 988 thoughts are*
Person D: *Knows what 988 thoughts are but doesn’t say anything and hope that person A will get better*

by The Random An January 25, 2024

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023