Skip to main content

Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
mugGet the Donkey Kongmug.

Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick
by King Yamayama January 27, 2024
mugGet the Luka Donkey Dickmug.

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.
by il_squid April 10, 2022
mugGet the Ripe Donkeymug.

Donkey neck combover

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
mugGet the Donkey neck combovermug.

donkey strum

An act of anal sex in which the male simultaneously strums the female's clitoris like a guitar...similar to the donkey punch but without violence
Jamie performed a donkey strum on me last night and it was awesome
by nikki nix does trix January 8, 2011
mugGet the donkey strummug.

pin the tail on the donkey

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.
by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022
mugGet the pin the tail on the donkeymug.

Donkey Dash

A Rocket League mechanic involving the use of a wavedash upon landing
by Apparentlyjack November 10, 2022
mugGet the Donkey Dashmug.

Share this definition