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Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
mugGet the Ring Burnmug.

Burn

UK prison slang for tobacco (although smoking is no longer allowed in UK prisons)
Got any burn bruv?

Yeah man, I'll sort you a pouch, you owe me two next week
by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023
mugGet the Burnmug.

Tear Burn

when your tears feel like acid and burn your eyes. Its mostly caused by yawning
My own tears are making my eyes feel like they are burning. The tear burn is real
by pringlesleaf August 21, 2019
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Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
by Kume39 November 13, 2015
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burning anvil

The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.
If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.
by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021
mugGet the burning anvilmug.

burn squad!

an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..
annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.
mugGet the burn squad!mug.

burning fur

When fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire
The smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-
by deep dark and black June 20, 2014
mugGet the burning furmug.

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