texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 28, 2014

texas cinnamon roll

Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.

"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"

"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"

by A niggah February 27, 2014

Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 04, 2021

Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs

Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

by SouthernPlayboi June 07, 2018

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 06, 2024

Texas Snek

An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.

There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!

by Tejas1998 July 22, 2021

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024