sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010

Hairy sock

When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock

I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.

Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...

by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016

Sock

A strange piece of fabric that protects ones foot.

Leah has a sock that is purple with blue stripes.

by Equine.star March 15, 2021

socks

some fabric sewed together that warms those cold toes you got there

rose: my toesies are cold i shall rob the of thy warm feet

ruby: fine you can have my extra paer of socks

by anonymous February 14, 2022

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020