Shit-Cargo

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.

Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...

by joedaprogramma April 26, 2014

shit-take song

When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.

Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" is a very popular shit-take song with DJs.

by Alex Stockwell July 5, 2014

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Shit hell

When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.

Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head

by stinkywhitedick June 21, 2016

Shit Corns

Annoying Mormon Children that live in Utah.

Those annoying shit corns in Wal-Mart are screaming and I want to strangle then over by the frozen food section.

by Pussy licker mmm July 3, 2016

shit docking

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.

That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.

by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018

Shit on a raft

Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.

I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.

by Naval Weasel March 28, 2018