The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog
"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.
by Danmit April 9, 2009
Get the Shit seeking mug.1. A shit that is shaped like a cigar.
2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.
2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.
Derek: Hey Gene, last night my friend took a shit cigar in my mouth and now I'm addicted.
Gene: That sucks
Gene: That sucks
by Crunchie Egg May 3, 2009
Get the Shit Cigar mug.by $matttttt$ March 22, 2007
Get the spitting shit mug.Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
by That guy over there too November 22, 2010
Get the Shit, it's a monkey mug.In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.
Example:
Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.
Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.
by PTouch August 21, 2009
Get the shitting upstream mug.A defecation that is so thick that it clings to the inside of the ass cheeks like a thick, roofing tar and requires excessive wiping to clean up. Tar Shits most often require clean up with a wet washcloth or simply disrobing and jumping in the shower so that a steady steam of warm water can aid in clean up. Clean up of a Tar Shit is often referred to as Tar Wipes.
Roger went to the doctor because he was tired of his constant Tar Shits. His doctor told him that he was consuming too much dietary fat which was making his stool sticky and greasy.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Tar Shits mug.The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.
by Chris AKA $SPUDZ$ March 11, 2008
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