Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

by Audiblethought June 12, 2019

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019

Str8 Posted

Chillen with the boys

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.

by JrT6532 April 2, 2019

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

People Who Post This Shit On SC

Have high functioning autism and need a goddamn feeding tube.

I had to type something here People Who Post This Shit On SC

by IHaveTheBDE October 8, 2019

Post

Post is a person who is extremely stubborn and stuck in his ways, best suited for the outdoors life away from society. Those Posts that live in the city can most often be found in the garage sippin on beers like a savage. Once a post starts drinkin there is no end in sight. All in all a real mans man.

Wow that post really crushed beers on Sunday

by Yanks67 August 1, 2019

national post who you want day

A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want

James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later

by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019