highland park ca

i do all my weird shit here

from highland park ca

by HushOne April 25, 2017

Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.

Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.

by boggler April 16, 2016

dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made from red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne

Hey bro... Let's get some blow, watch Scarface, and drink some trailer park champagne!

by Iceberg_Jim September 7, 2016

SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.

Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!

by Billiest April 18, 2019

caravan park kaz

when a person gets very drunk at a caravan park, with a boombox on her shoulder and fights the security. can’t stand on one leg like a flamingo and has the dancing skills of a gazelle. in conclusion caravan park kaz is a great person to go caravanning with.

“she’s a caravan park kaz that chick”

by fatunicornqueen May 29, 2021