Potato

To be very crappy, slow, or even bad

or, a extremely awesome crop brought to Europe from the New world that saved lives

Dude, I want to play but my graphics card is potato

by KAWGY June 10, 2018

POTATO

Your Friends Router, You know who they are.

You wont stop lagging, get better wifi you potato.

by CrossantGamer November 11, 2020

Potato

It is something you eat and for some reason everyone bullies on it

John: I threw a potato out of my window!
Nick:Where did it land?
John: In an another potato!

by νικο November 19, 2017

potato

potatos are nice to eat bro why not eat they are cool

totally not an reference from portal or portal 2 potato

by MegaMiner June 04, 2020

Potato

It’s not a potato

The potato died

by Pleasegivemehaapple October 06, 2018

potato

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato

me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)

by V1K1NGZ March 03, 2018

Potato

A new, modern, 2016 species.

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."

by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016