Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 06, 2024

baby gravy train

When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor

Want to be our third carriage in a baby gravy train

by Baby gravy man April 11, 2024

Train Station

A fake name for a place to dump dead bodies.

John told Rip to take Jamie to the train station. Nobody will see Jamie alive again.

I'd like to see Beth take Rose to the train station. It would be nice if the buzzard could have her for dinner.

by Don't be Jealous December 14, 2023

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 06, 2017

Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing

Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure

by Brontar April 18, 2023

"Thomas the Train" it

When you take a bong rip you can't finish, leave some stale smoke in the chimney, and clear the bong by blowing into the downstem.

After taking a massive bong rip I couldn't finish, I had to "Thomas the Train" it.

by TheBytecodeWrestler May 18, 2022

All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive

CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

by Friend2850 December 21, 2024