give one the abdabs

Make one irritable or annoyed.

Give one the abdabs:
He kept giving me the abdabs so I slapped him.

by wizzbrit April 18, 2009

give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony

If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.

by taxtop February 6, 2014

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

Give your girl a hoodie day

Give your girl a hoodie day is January 15

Bf: here’s my hoodie it’s January 15 nation give your girl a hoodie day

Gf: oh thanks!

by Hoodiegirl January 15, 2020

Give head day

National give head day is January 22nd.

Please give me head bitch, it’s national give head day.

by i am gayyyyy ahahha January 20, 2021

National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them

boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for

by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021