Box 1: "I don't think I can see him anymore. He asked to do anal on our first time."
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
by Confused Hooker in SE November 10, 2007
When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.
Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
by MannyET December 16, 2009
A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004
by mike rekola July 14, 2006
Boy : I'm super straight I only like real woman.
Feminist's : your dick is that small.
boy : your tits are that small?
Feminist's : your dick is that small.
boy : your tits are that small?
by Down bad daddy 69 March 09, 2021
A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.
by PubicPaskey March 31, 2017
from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)
by Light Joker July 08, 2005