G-job

Verb....Insertion of male member into the anus of his girlfriend, while his girlfriend wears his basketball shorts. Requires an anally lose girlfriend, basketball shorts, and a lot of wits.

last night i G-jobbed my girlfriend, she was not expecting it at all.

by tyrone 123 May 11, 2008

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mop job

a blow job, simply put.

"I could really use a mop job on the ol' piss pump"

by COBHC886 May 24, 2007

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When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.

"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"

by Mike Donaldson January 15, 2007

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whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

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Inside job

A hand job (masturbation) received from someone or administered by your-self without the taking off or the unzipping of your clothing garments. Messy stuff (this applies to both male and female)

Dude1: I've got to go home!
Dude2: why? its just getting hot tonight.
Dude1: just got an inside job, need to change me pants.
Dude2: smackdowns!

by Gareth Smith May 17, 2005

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Steve Jobs

The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.

Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"

Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"

Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"

by nugirt October 6, 2011

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