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TART-MUFFIN 

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

Thug Muffin 

Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.
“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”
Thug Muffin by NotDalton September 23, 2022

bread muffin 

Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"
bread muffin by Mang0Milkshak3 October 13, 2022

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.
I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!
Punt muffin by LanternFriend October 13, 2022

stink muffin 

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”
stink muffin by yoyo +++ October 21, 2022