Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.

“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”

by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019

Gold mining

When your partner eats corn and then shits. You then grab each turd and try to snort the kernels from the feces into your nostrils.

“Damn Jason ate corn for boys night out, maybe his wife is going gold mining tonight.”

by Shane21 April 15, 2019

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020

Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.

We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!

by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019

Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020

air mining

the act of pulling atmospheric carbon dioxide from the air for use in products or storage.

Climeworks is an air mining company pulling atmospheric carbon dioxide from the air at their plant in Hinwil, Switzerland.

by air miner September 10, 2020