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Kevin

Kevin is a hardworking man who likes to play with dogs. He likes to cook but also to show up late to work.
That person reminds me of Kevin
by Chapo696969 April 3, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is Gay.
by Karbonat_Erol November 21, 2021
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ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested
Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔
by Dark Chao June 10, 2025
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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kevin

someone who likes's dark jokes and feels bored all the time. he live's in the city but his taste is very tacky.
he's very picky almost in every aspect of his life. he's a good guy,patient but unfortunately a little bit impolite.
he likes to play badminton but sometimes he feels like playing like shit. he's someone who diligently worships, but sometimes he's a pervert boy. His name is used by many people but I personally love Kevin.
there are 2 students named Kevin in my class.
by November 23rd 2021 November 22, 2021
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Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.
Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
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