A guy who can be annoying sometimes but also hilarious and very good at giving advice and is a real homie
by Itbznsk November 21, 2021

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
I love you Jake.
by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021

by JAMIE GAREY IS BIG January 20, 2020

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.
"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"
"because he was my everything"
by pie.... January 15, 2021

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.
by JewishSeal July 30, 2019

by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022
