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Jake

A guy who can be annoying sometimes but also hilarious and very good at giving advice and is a real homie
Dang Jake has been really funny lately
by Itbznsk November 21, 2021
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Jake

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021
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Jake Hinson

a very sexy lad with black bits on his teeth
eee that is jake hinson
by JAMIE GAREY IS BIG January 20, 2020
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jake

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.
"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"
by pie.... January 15, 2021
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Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan
Damn boy that dude must have a Jake
by ItchyRick March 20, 2019
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Jake Paul

Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.
Dude you are acting like such a Jake Paul
by JewishSeal July 30, 2019
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Jake

Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest
Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!
by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022
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