Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.

Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018

Mud slurping

The act of eating noodles with your butt

I was mud slurping noodles with my girlfriend

by Soggymoma420 April 6, 2024

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024

Mud lake

The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.

Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.

The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.

by Moist oyster June 18, 2019

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019