by The Master of Time July 20, 2009
Get the Green Bars mug.The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.
Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.
Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.
by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009
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A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated
and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.
and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.
Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."
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Get the Green Crap mug.A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.
Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.
by angry mafia May 4, 2009
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