French Person

An absolute MORON; douche bag

Originally from FRANCE (derogatory)

“He’s so stupid” “don’t mind him he’s a French Person”

by Ppdeceiver May 16, 2023

French echo

When you fart in someone's mouth while they sleep with their mouth open

Bro listen to this french echo I did to you last night...
Bro watch me french echo your mum...
I can still taste that french echo you gave me last night... It's cabbage!

by Goat balls January 25, 2025

french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship

someone: oh she’s in a french couple!

by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024

french bishop

Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.

My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.

by non9non December 3, 2021

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.

18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"

by Kurts December 5, 2017