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You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
by s a n d March 23, 2020
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cant say her name😣

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd
cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd
by cantstandanyofyalltbh October 1, 2023
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guapo in her taco

I just made guapo in her taco
by Creampie November 26, 2015
mugGet the guapo in her tacomug.

Her eyes were like butterflies

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.
Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"
by von groovy June 30, 2024
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Dirty Herring

Using sardine oil for lube.
Me and my girl did the Dirty Herring last night now the cat won't stop following her around
by Thefisherman02 August 18, 2022
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spitting in her letterbox

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.
by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022
mugGet the spitting in her letterboxmug.
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
mugGet the Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?mug.

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