A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.
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