A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
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Get the French Vanilla mug.French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
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Get the french vanilla latte mug.The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
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