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Facebook Blast

When everyone posts the same post at once
John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014
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Facebook Troll

Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!
Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.
by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017
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Facebook Whore

A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface
by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
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Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
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facebook whore

someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook
god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.
by volfan96 March 10, 2011
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facebook whore

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.
Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011
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Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.
"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"
by tori95live September 5, 2011
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