When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!
by Doctor Jello December 13, 2010
A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
by aidsface45 June 21, 2012
someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.
Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 02, 2011
by volfan96 February 24, 2011
To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.
by SaskGirl January 24, 2011
Steve was up all night playing farmville on Facebook. I didn't realize how much of a Facebook gamer he was.
by Brexle February 25, 2010
When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.
I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.
by Fae Mousse September 17, 2011