Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
by magic32player August 18, 2009
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Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
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Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
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