Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again

You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!

by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022

Christian

Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.

Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.

Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.

by heirofwords September 6, 2019

christian

CHEATER

that christian is a lousy, ass eating, cheater

by bitchasswhore6969 June 2, 2020

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.

Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment

by Cranjis February 24, 2021

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

triliminal christianity

An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.

A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..

Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.

In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.

by sandraxine April 16, 2022