Dezy Boner

When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'

'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....

by loves pizza so muchigetaboner June 01, 2015

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Burger Boner

A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.

#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?

#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?

#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.

by Intimidating Starlight August 17, 2013

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inner boner

when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually

rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner

by sexyy chick May 12, 2009

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boner-licious

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.

dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"

by winnie-kabby January 29, 2009

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No Owner Boner

The phantom penis of sorts. The sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect penis.

Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."

Karl - "Was it the girl's?"

Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."

by Graith December 08, 2010

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