boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 6, 2010

boner chat

When you are basically in a chatroom online with hot girls on cam and you get a boner. Also referred to as cyber boner.

Dude I was in that boner chat last night... Soooo hot

by hitman8945864 November 26, 2010

No Owner Boner

The phantom penis of sorts. The sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect penis.

Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."

Karl - "Was it the girl's?"

Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."

by Graith December 12, 2010

Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019

Boner Vibe

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.

Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.

by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011

Fecies Boner

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.

CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011

boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

by Real nigga boss June 1, 2014