air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Air India

Always late.

Friend one: Hey, where is Dinesh? We had to go out for dinner.

Friend two: Don’t know bro, he’s air india AF.

by ChunkyMonkey199999999 December 29, 2019

Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.

Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.

by why are russian girls so cute October 28, 2025

air molecule

A person who is an observer during a LARP events. They do not participate and walk around using an agreed upon indication of being out of character (commonly a fingers crossed motion)

Larper1: hey! Why isn’t that person doing anything?

Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.

by DJMALFOY21 December 15, 2019

Fresh Air

Sharkey goes out to smoke some weed.

Imma go get some fresh air .

by ImBakk March 31, 2018