Tom Holland

he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.

"Hey, did you see Tom Holland!"
"yeah so ugly"

by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022

tom fenney

A fat fucking pussy who acts tuff but is a pussy, often has a meaty dad, probably vapes and a subtle simp. Overall a great friend but a gay person

Look at Tom fenney over there what a neek

by Heeheeheehahuu69 October 31, 2021

Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.

Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!

by Lumberdad October 16, 2020

tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

Tom rimmer

This blonde haired god has lots of money and is rich. He likes his coffee like likes his men! He’s lovely and nice!!!! He likes too build snowmen (yes men not women).

Omg is that Tom rimmer he’s so cool!

by Derekhalexxxxxx January 16, 2021

Tom Biddle

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.

He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.

by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012