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mattress party

When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.
"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."
by Hillary Lauffer December 9, 2008
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constitution party

Like republicans but even more insanely religious and insanely conservative.
The consitution party comes closer to fascism than the republican party could ever dream of.
by danjklucas November 30, 2004
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fireman party

The manliest of parties. Any party can be a fireman party so long as the following events occur and can be verified:

1. The individual has to do cocaine off of a woman's back while penetrating from behind.

2. The individual must go home with said woman.

3. The individual must black out and wake up inexplicably wearing fireman's boots in a strange woman's house.

Aside- In no way are ferrets involved in this party.
Person 1: Hey man let's finish off the semester right with the party to end all parties.

Person 2: Dude, it's going to have to be fireman party.

Girl 1: I'll grab the coke and fireman boots.
by Sexy Longbottoms October 18, 2010
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dance party

a wild dancing party, where people are naked except for silver shoes.
Wile at the dance party you sure to get laid.
by Matt Wig July 31, 2006
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political party

A group of skilled liars (see politician) who will stop at nothing to push an agenda, to the dismay of the people they're supposed to "represent".

It's the way they force shit into your mouth and get paid to make you, your family, and your community's lives worse.
Political party and what they say:
Democrat: "Tax the rich, we're fucking salty."
Republican: "Tax cuts for the rich, impoverish and kill minorities."
Green: "Fuck the economy, save the damn planet."
Libertarian: "Fuck the restraints on economy and civil rights! Anarchism!"
Tea Party: "KILL ALL THE MINORITIES."
Nazist: "KILL ALL THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE A BIBLE."
Socialist: "Get your free yet really slow healthcare here! You may die before the hospital has a vacant spot for your operation!"
Communist: "I AM SALTY. EVERY RESPONSIBILITY IS EQUAL, SO WHY PAY MORE TO THE HARD WORKING?"
Corporatism: "FUCK CIVIL RIGHTS, CORPORATIONS OWN PEOPLE!"

Political parties don't give a fuck about the people.
by Wafzal2 Productions March 4, 2018
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chemical party

1. a party, much like a rave, that consists of drugs and other drug related stuff. a crazy ass party.
2. a gavin degraw song about a girl who gets high at parties
1. i went to a chemical party last night friday night, it was cray cray!
2. Dude, have you heard Gavin Degraw's song "Chemical Party?" it dates back to his roots.
by Wombat Charlie July 21, 2011
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party pooper

Ass that you invite to the party that eventually starts being stubborn and ruins the fun.
It would be funny to stick a party pooper's head in the punch bowl
by lunar shadows September 5, 2004
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