up-tit

striking ones tit with a gentle upward motion. Usually followed by the coined phrase: "up-tit"

don't up-tit me again, or else...

by Stoney Bologna May 6, 2009

titted it up

when someone rings you when you're pissed, you don't want to answer, but you do by mistake

(phone rings) girl 1 : its jonny i'll press ingore, oh shit. Hello?
girl 2 : well you titted it up bigstyle, what are you playing at he'll want to come round now!'

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

hot as tits

adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick

"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"

"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"

by Bruce Salgado January 23, 2008

tit squeeze

When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.

Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?

Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"

by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013

Panda Tits

Weird looking or unusual breast

Look at this tit pic Cheryl just sent me! Ugh, dude those some nasty panda tits!

by -aNoN- August 4, 2015

soy tits

When you produce soy milk out ya soy tits

You Jimmy you have some soy tits.

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018