Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.

Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen

by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Nigger pickle

Watermelon

Look at that nigger chowing down on that ripe juicy nigger pickle must be a seed spitting contest near.

by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

Touching Pickles

Gay hipster sex

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.

by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019

Triple Pickle

When a girl has sex with three guys at once or three guys in one day.

What did you do last night? Oh I met some guys and we went back to my place and I did the triple pickle.

by JuicyBum February 15, 2021

Postal Pickle

Trend initiated in Germany in the early 2010s, originating from the older rural hospitality custom of sending a guest home with a jar of pickles or other preserves. The recent modern practice of including a pickle with gifts of gratitude or invitation has been popularized in western European countries, the US, and Canada.

Earlier related adoptions in the west (US/CAN) include pickles accompanying deli sandwiches or other 'working man' lunches (particularly common in the US tri-state area, given the large European immigrant community).

Bro! You got a postal pickle?! That's so sweet, she must really want you back...

by postalfiend62 August 18, 2019

pickle jammer

A homosexual who inserts his pickle into another mans rectum.

jeff and dylan were pickle jamming all night long, there for jeff is a pickle jammer

by jeff plays the mud trumpet March 7, 2014