only kings are dead

Only important people are remembered long after they're dead.

Who cares about him? Only kings are dead.

by DiggNation (Submitted by Marc Khoury) July 20, 2008

Sack Of Dead Puppies

A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.

WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!

by MrWang45 April 20, 2011

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003

Red dead redempton

You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.

Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what

Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Left 4 dead

A game were you and your friends play as survivor trying to get out of a zombie apocalypse alive. There are four characters, Bill, Zoe, Francis (the best) and of course Louis the black guy that always dies. There is also a Versus mode which is basically the same thing except your trying to beat the other teams score and the teams take turns playing as zombies and humies.

Bill: Francis shut the fuck up!
Francis: i hate hospitals, doctors, boat lawyers, the army, the woods, log cabins, sewers, boomers, smokers, zombies, your mom...

Gamer: Left 4 dead sucks on xbox.

by Mr. sandman bob additon March 7, 2009

Drop Dead Gorgeous

A hilarious mockumentary starring Kirstin Dunst, Denise Richards, and Kirstie Alley (skinny, then fat, then skinny, then fat, then skinny... FETTUCCINI!!!!)

This non-stop laughter-causing movie has got it all, from mentally disabled characters showing off their nether-regions, to trailer park-bombings, to pedophilia! Pop in this wonderful DVD and let the chaos ensue!

Drop Dead Gorgeous is the best mockumentary ever made!

Denise Richards is in Drop Dead Gorgeous!? She's such and easy bake oven! (See def. for easy bake oven)

by Darling Nicki July 5, 2006

dead as a doornail

Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.

On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004